Been in the lab
Tuesday, March 6th, 2007Mes amis. I am dreadfully sorry for having been neglecting you. And let me assure you that you are not alone. I’ve been a man of mystery these past few months. Secrecy and sorcery. I’ve been shrouded in an invisibility cloak. Here; and gone. *Poof!*
I can’t discuss details. None! Only my mom and my staff know what I’ve been up to.
I haven’t been dating. I haven’t been eating (properly). I haven’t been shaving (as often as I should). I haven’t been sleeping. Nada. Zip. Nein!
It’s the passion. It caught me good you see. I’ve been in the lab working on what could be the greatest change of my (oddly) lengthy career. Things have evolved. Things have come together. The game has *almost* been changed. And *we* (my team and I) are changing it.
We’re talkin grass roots here, brotha (and sista)! We’re talkin alpha and omega. We’re talkin mounds of dirt that form mountains. We’re talkin atoms that form heavens. The Soulular Level.
I got a fortune cookie that said, “All your hard work will soon pay off.” And that little cracka is right! I see it coming in waves, and it’s waAaAaAaay bigger than me.
Way bigger than who I’ve been, anyhow. I’m rising up. I’m going to meet this bad bitch head on. Bring it! Bring it, I say.
Look for a whole new me (and we) soon. And yes, mes amis, you will of course finally know all.
Rawr!
Jase
PS__ During my absence a bunch of y’all have likely got bored and left for greener pastures. For those who are still here, know that I luvs yah. What you represent anyway. Good peeps who like to share. *We* are the new breed of man (and woman) and *we* are taking over the world! Yeehaw~!
“And to all those opposed… well…..” — Guns N Roses, Get in The Ring
